calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
returning to school after winter break with your new clothes like
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are fucked up, then I don’t know what does.